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Monday, 6 June 2011

LogJam 2011 April!

... yeah it's late... You're late!
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HEADLINES:

- German youths get stuck into the party

- Sexy church time

- Scientists get smelly tape measure

- Kookaburra wants his cash

- Low down dirty mother flocker

... and yet again we needed our official 'Happy Place'
SongsToWearPantsTo.com

Go visit Andrew.. and show him you are grateful! NOW!

- Farming enthusiast takes things a little too far

- Burglar Bill 1 - GI Joe nil

- and BREAKING NEWS!! Hat found in Bilton!

Hold your horses! May is on the way!

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

LogJam 2011 March!

... Logging the bandwagon.
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Logjam March 2011 by Logjam

HEADLINES:

- Footballer kicks owl

- Boy pets alligator

- Woman eats ice cream

- Rockstar buys lots of dogs

- Dwarf prevented from cleaning up

- College students in front row of lecture advised to wear disposable ponchos

- Liam Loves Rastamouse
...and if you've not watched it before, here's why!

Mat couldn't resist wheeling up this mash up.. even if the beats are bang out of time!

- and finally, tragic owl news...

March - Mop up!
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- Evil dentist farts in the face of bad breath

- Woman snacks on boyfriends nuts

- Sad man persecuted for small music collection

- Congress woman's road to recovery is said to be vibrant!

- Horse excited by Fassbender

We are monumentally excited by:
GirlsMakingGunSounds.com
You gotta go there and get your SFW thrills!!

This was one of the teams favourites...

Plus! OMG a special mothers day MILF edition!!?

GirlsMakingGunSounds.com!
you gotta go there!

Finally our trusty favourite
SongsToWearPantsTo.com

Came to our rescue with the 'Official Logjam Happy Place!'

Go visit Andrew.. and show him you are grateful! NOW!

Have fun.. coz frig me! it's April already!!!

Monday, 7 March 2011

LogJam 2011 FABruary!

... For old times sake.
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Logjam February 2011 by Logjam

HEADLINES:

- Diddy gets diddled but will no doubt pay diddley

- Gaga gets the googoo going
Yes, yuk! but this is our sample..

- Randy Granny bangs many man

- Holiday makers holiday ruined by holidaying elephants

- Se-duck-ting Ducks
Ok, this ones going to blow the corrections section apart in the March Log.. sorry, clips were available, we didn't have to enforce those last few painful minutes of the log on you. You could have just listened to this. Weird, but not as awful as what we did.. Sorry.

Music

The Logjam 'Happy Place'

It was nessesarry for us to visit the Logjam happy place during the story above. We hope it helps you too...

We strongly recommend you check in with the man above at SongsToWearPantsTo
Here you will be able to download the mp3 of this track to play at all times.

"What you talking about!?"

We harnessed the chorus thanks to the legendary Ms. Dynamite to some up some of the February nonsense!

Kid Cudi's Poke Her Face

Seemed appropriate to accompany Gaga's new pong.

White guy raps even faster..

We'll be back with more white guys having seizures very soon!

Tuesday, 25 January 2011

LogJam 2011 Jamuary

Diving into 2011!
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Logjam Jamuary 2011 by Logjam

HEADLINES:

- Pensioner in extended bathroom holiday

- Man sues as penis fails to enlarge

- BBC Radio 4 gets a bit sweary

- Taking the sex dolls for a swim!

- The foxes strike back

The new Logjam 'Happy Place'

Mat loves this more than money and porn put together. So it only seems right that we play it as much as we can!

We strongly recommend you check in with the man above at SongsToWearPantsTo
Here you will be able to download the mp3 of this track to play at all times.

Music

January Part 2 - The Mop Up
Yeah, more stuff happened in January!

Look for January 2011 - Part 2 on itunes
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Logjam January Part 2 - The Mop up by Logjam

- Aging Rocker takes 2 bottles into the shower but doesn't shower

- The real reason youths listen to crap music on their phones

Evolution according to Mat...

- Colombian flying drugs mule fails mission

- Find us on Facebook!

- Angry cock kills it's owner

WATSKY!

Thursday, 9 December 2010

LogJam 2010 Week 43 - 46

Stroking the beard on the face of the history...
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First, an apology to all the Panda lovers we may have offended last week.. :-(

HEADLINES:

- Doctor in sausage payment plea

- Two German inventors and a hot sausage

- Redneck Forced to eat beard pie

- Man in sticky penis pipe situation

- Swedish School makes sexy promo vid

- Stinky woman in Virginia

- French farmer gets his ducks hooked

Monday, 22 November 2010

LogJam 2010 Week 42

Time of the signs...
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HEADLINES:

- Austrian villagers living in an offensive publication

- Frigid pandas continue to cock up chances of survival

- Xmas shopping suggestion from Mat

- Crocs on a Plane!

You know the goat that says what?:

TRACK:

And we didn't have time for:

- MP's wife turns cruel catnapper

- Man charged in toilet paper attack

Friday, 22 October 2010

LogJam 2010 Week 41

Getting our heads stuck in the time tomato...
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HEADLINES:

- Fox spends two days with watering can on head

- Bird demands walkies from grieving owner with enough on his plate

- Mayor Rogers Tomato woman's back

- Man profits from cack-footed lap dance

- The international Big Food Craze continues

- Man's Phone fails toilet escape

- Cops on Twitter!

TRACK:

Monday, 18 October 2010

LogJam 2010 Week 40

In memory of Brian.

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HEADLINES:

- Man with cheese bathes in public library

- Rwandan farm turns into right meat market

- Lebanese continue breaking records

- Council turns dog poo pink

- 2 legged dog learns to walk

- Alligator / turtle massacre

Our thoughts are with Johnny Golden and the Golden family as their cat Brian kicked the bucket.

TRACK:
Johnny also revealed this week that his mum is a hotty and his mates often fancy her..

Plus, this week we all became totally dependent upon these drugs:

Friday, 8 October 2010

LogJam 2010 Week 39

Chomping down on our nuts..
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HEADLINES:

- Drunk man jailed for farm yard noises now feels a little sheepish

- Two legged swine learns to wheel barrow

- Crimewatch on the look-out for mushroom vending voyeuristic mushroom vending dog poisoning cat burglar

- Randy Squirrels!

- Migraine girl drinks from spinal tap

Johnny Golden has been a bit down this week as his companion Brian, (the cat) has a tumor on it's leg and will shortly die.. I tried to cheer him up with bit's of this video. Good news is, it worked! he smiled a bit..

Will Brian make it to week 40? tune in to find out!

TRACK:
Nice track, the video will blow your mind a bit.. if you're like me and you've already had too many coffees.