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I want to see more Tom Doran stuff...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-35053834259363871752011-11-22T00:39:00.001+00:002011-11-24T23:05:57.197+00:00It's bad news I'm afraid.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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For just over a month this pamphlet has been sat on my desk and I thought I'd call the number (scribbled over here out of respect) just as a courtesy really to find out how the search was going… Well I must say they do seem somewhat devoid of hope.<br />
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After an initial miscommunication with a child's voice - (somehow it was assumed I must have found the pet safe and well) I was handed over to a much more grounded, but slightly weary voice. I sensed early on in the brief exchange that the lady's emotions towards "Miffy" were clearly raw, perhaps to the point that they were being suppressed as she was quite eager to abandon all talk on the matter and draw the conversation to a close. I could of course sympathise with this but before ringing off I did take the opportunity to present some findings from my own investigation. <br />
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Firstly, I pondered the significance of the novel 'The Clan of The Cave Bear' lying in the picture at "Miffy's" feet. Was "Miffy" a fan of historical fiction? I was informed this was not the case. It was simply an unread library book since returned. Next, though it may seem a little mercenary - in these times it could be a deal-breaker - Why was no reward offered? In a sort of long verbal sigh the woman explained they were on benefits and the cat wasn't insured and essentially, the black and white photocopying at the corner shop was to be the extent of their financial input into the hunt. I did quip that a family who drink 2 litre bottles of Sainsbury's Caledonian water (over "Miffy's" left shoulder) may be able to make some savings to aid the return of a loved one. But still, before I was hung up on, I did manage to offer some helpful advice. This being that in future it may help to correctly format the photo before printing. It appeared to me the image was stretched and thus "Miffy" seemed to have an overly wide, squashed head. Avoiding this effect which will have no doubt had the neighbourhood wrongly searching for an egg-headed cat would be easy in most desktop publishing packages by simply holding 'shift' whilst pulling the axis to enlarge the low resolution photo.<br />
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Anyway, it wasn't to be and realising presentation isn't the strong point of this unfortunate household, I've had this framed in "Miffy's" memory and, as no address was listed on the hand-out, I've printed the URL to this blog post and posted it through some doors. If that's you I spoke to today get in touch and I'll be happy to deliver you this keepsake.<br />
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ps. <a href="http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html" target="_blank">David Thorne</a> knows more about this than me.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-54431146494070707812011-11-21T09:24:00.001+00:002011-11-21T09:30:53.478+00:00EARL<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/78_loMbmKJ8" width="420"></iframe><br />
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All this <a href="http://oddfuture.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Odd Future</a> stuff is scary therefore it's good right? ...yes I think so.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-258903462194951332011-10-17T09:54:00.000+01:002011-10-17T09:54:31.757+01:00Homeboy Sandman- The Carpenter<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LR8EmXqmTJ4" width="560"></iframe><br />
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So the man <a href="http://www.porlzilla.com/">Porlzilla</a> sends me this, I love it, so simple but clever. Now I'm all over Homeboy Sandman's <a href="http://newpro.homeboysandman.com/">back catalogue.</a> <br />
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What more could you want from a music video.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-918024987492431362011-06-06T22:23:00.002+01:002011-07-01T10:12:16.756+01:00LogJam 2011 April!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQP6cAJAi_ZZsHTHBYiH1Ax4RzBuJJKOdEDzj-TZFKsy68ILYaqtKlYIMR0JeIG_jfsK0PxQNWbKtPl4TqxBDUsgVOhLa_gNk3oaPfH7iInVXcT1WGmZENdazlwLKuCHuhL2Rl5eoR0waI/s1600/AprTOP.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQP6cAJAi_ZZsHTHBYiH1Ax4RzBuJJKOdEDzj-TZFKsy68ILYaqtKlYIMR0JeIG_jfsK0PxQNWbKtPl4TqxBDUsgVOhLa_gNk3oaPfH7iInVXcT1WGmZENdazlwLKuCHuhL2Rl5eoR0waI/s1600/AprTOP.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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- <a href="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a312333/teens-using-vodka-tampons-to-get-drunk.html">German youths get stuck into the party</a><br />
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- <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2011/04/04/mens-taint-size-corr.html">Scientists get smelly tape measure</a><br />
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- <a href="http://www.thecmuwebsite.com/article/emi-loses-appeal-over-down-under-song/">Kookaburra wants his cash</a><br />
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- <a href="http://ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=205947">Low down dirty mother flocker</a><br />
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... and yet again we needed our official 'Happy Place'<br />
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Go visit <a href="http://twitter.com/andrewismusic">Andrew</a>.. and show him you are grateful! NOW!<br />
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- <a href="http://www.smallholder.co.uk/archive/2011/03/02/Devon/8885350.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/">Farming enthusiast takes things a little too far</a><br />
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- <a href="http://news.aol.co.uk/weird-news/story/goggles-and-clarinet-stolen-at-mod/1685393/">Burglar Bill 1 - GI Joe nil</a><br />
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Hold your horses! May is on the way!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-38325966197694983232011-06-01T20:23:00.003+01:002011-07-01T10:16:36.891+01:00Olaf Bip<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCt54zVoCM5usVuQyEJmiormYuvHMUqNdS2Y9pmmOI9vpnwcxF26WAw7v1FkSyLZtOlpFeKOT5IvR9yrDmONtcJAgR_Hves2lJXVwaoYXeAeKE3cHgdIh9_x6Gcskqcuq9ERRKwEc_TA6u/s1600/OlafBip.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCt54zVoCM5usVuQyEJmiormYuvHMUqNdS2Y9pmmOI9vpnwcxF26WAw7v1FkSyLZtOlpFeKOT5IvR9yrDmONtcJAgR_Hves2lJXVwaoYXeAeKE3cHgdIh9_x6Gcskqcuq9ERRKwEc_TA6u/s400/OlafBip.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><br />
As his appearance would suggest, Olaf is technically a war criminal though he only got into it after a series of unfortunate and confusing events. <br />
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As a boy back in Kosovo, for as long as he could remember all he had wanted was an aerial photo of his house. One day when he was thirteen, he was brushing his auntie's favorite jackboot on the street, a man passed by selling just that, an aerial photo of his entire village! Olaf couldn't believe it. He worked for 3 whole Sundays at his uncle Prott's holiday camp to earn the money and finally he achieved his dream. <br />
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42 years later with the flaky, folded photo clenched in his fist, taking his first steps from the jailhouse as a free man he decided once again to go for his dreams.<br />
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Today he is one of Europe's most respected trance DJs with with residencies at 'massive' club nights such as Bass Rape, Tribal Dementia and Rim the Bongo.<br />
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For legal reasons I cannot tell you his DJ Pseudonym ;-)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-52532736096684267972011-04-01T14:38:00.005+01:002011-06-01T22:09:06.367+01:00Buster Fleckswan<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1avGE7mI1MSiWa5EJTfpguZVjtBxzyIT8YBpfGkYuGqWarFB9XfGFrMQQuR0FhB_b33snjvpwx55Z66Qsp6H_SkewWspLgnfLzuRx7MdaATWQOu-FC1cH7e8DOuhK-emSzvictr30V-b8/s400/BusterFleckswan.jpg" width="400" /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">This quiet unassuming chartered accountant and hip hop finance mogul lives with his elderly mother in a quaint bungalow on the outskirts of Rhyl.<br />
His secret passion for ragga, grime and all things bashment lead to his massaging the balance sheets of many an urban artist. From Chipmunk's capital gains woahs to Cappadonna's gaping deficit... Buster soon made a name for himself.<br />
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In recent times his services have been devoted to Rashtan Skiffeltu, the south African chappadance supremo whose seminal no.1 hit, 'Baphand Swishy' started a worldwide craze. Buster famously helped the star save several million Rand by setting up and diverting royalties to a loss-making mobile childrens' zoo.<br />
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Mat couldn't resist wheeling up this mash up.. even if the beats are bang out of time!<br />
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- <a href="http://radiofail.wordpress.com/2011/02/23/unusual-medical-treatment-fail/">Congress woman's road to recovery is said to be vibrant!</a><br />
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Plus! OMG a special mothers day MILF edition!!?<br />
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Came to our rescue with the 'Official Logjam Happy Place!'<br />
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Go visit <a href="http://twitter.com/andrewismusic">Andrew</a>.. and show him you are grateful! NOW!<br />
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Have fun.. coz frig me! it's April already!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-37706086218414151602011-03-14T14:54:00.001+00:002011-03-15T19:34:21.206+00:00Ian Hopewell (known as Rasmus)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh2XJEheBb5O_oRoPPIZwYoU9quoJrmR7YSeBGDa46Gtb5Bs0_BvGiZzt7wyo2kt9gqC28UUJf6UD5C7bBprg8m23ePnSngrspccoO3UWazKPxYsSl264Yb69eEBg-qmOKKK9jAOZGKsUa/s1600/IanHopewell.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh2XJEheBb5O_oRoPPIZwYoU9quoJrmR7YSeBGDa46Gtb5Bs0_BvGiZzt7wyo2kt9gqC28UUJf6UD5C7bBprg8m23ePnSngrspccoO3UWazKPxYsSl264Yb69eEBg-qmOKKK9jAOZGKsUa/s400/IanHopewell.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Very little is known about this homeless stench-ridden beast. <br />
Mothers point him out to their unruly snot-faced boys saying that the man didn't sit still in church - so Jesus took away his mind and now he lives in a cave.<br />
In actual fact, Hopewell was a teenage Spillikins star (pick-up sticks) winning the Northern Conference in 1976, and reached the European Finals twice, only to be outclassed by Kopu Wagner, a Yugoslavian goat herder on both occasions. One night, returning from a particularly bad meeting in Newport Pagnall, Ian had a shouty row with his father who acted as both his Tour Manager and Trainer.<br />
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He survives on cheese stolen from supermarkets and though he spends much of his time shouting, he has not said a decipherable word in over 20 years.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-33672491122311637532011-03-07T23:38:00.001+00:002011-03-11T13:32:34.069+00:00LogJam 2011 FABruary!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYR47nI5S_y8sIAFGfsESvOXmoP7cvSNgOUiRJ2lhMESx7yMf252g2Hnmx7jjYH7RYqxLvA3z7OrgfFatnneKy5bM0wjtrKBtvaPnImqleKd5sA-u67CZlROnnrb45uGFcYiFf6LaKGQzn/s1600/FebTOP.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYR47nI5S_y8sIAFGfsESvOXmoP7cvSNgOUiRJ2lhMESx7yMf252g2Hnmx7jjYH7RYqxLvA3z7OrgfFatnneKy5bM0wjtrKBtvaPnImqleKd5sA-u67CZlROnnrb45uGFcYiFf6LaKGQzn/s1600/FebTOP.jpg" /> </a></div><br />
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Download your .mp3 Time Capsule <a href="http://jamwire.tv/Logjam_February_2011.mp3">NOW!</a><br />
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Yes, yuk! but this is our sample.. <br />
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Ok, this ones going to blow the corrections section apart in the March Log.. sorry, clips were available, we didn't have to enforce those last few painful minutes of the log on you. You could have just listened to this. Weird, but not as awful as what we did.. Sorry.<br />
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<u>The Logjam 'Happy Place'</u><br />
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It was nessesarry for us to visit the Logjam happy place during the story above. We hope it helps you too...<br />
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We strongly recommend you check in with the man above at <a href="http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/">SongsToWearPantsTo</a><br />
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"What you talking about!?"<br />
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We harnessed the chorus thanks to the legendary Ms. Dynamite to some up some of the February nonsense!<br />
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Kid Cudi's Poke Her Face<br />
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Seemed appropriate to accompany Gaga's new pong.<br />
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White guy raps even faster..<br />
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We'll be back with more white guys having seizures very soon!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-64512260104945331292011-02-28T19:01:00.009+00:002011-03-15T19:36:31.064+00:00Sally Wishbeam<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpAbrH3rTykuSLk6gmZvMolxwiS8shVBTSAWVEBRE803LwciIfTuUdPnZI_XFc35BWQ0KcrvjEveQkvgoF5KZT_9HZTgry2A-6VtxDyeM1AbecP4e0tStV0CzEpCcEuKTuYhRKXqccMoiz/s1600/SallyWishbeam.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpAbrH3rTykuSLk6gmZvMolxwiS8shVBTSAWVEBRE803LwciIfTuUdPnZI_XFc35BWQ0KcrvjEveQkvgoF5KZT_9HZTgry2A-6VtxDyeM1AbecP4e0tStV0CzEpCcEuKTuYhRKXqccMoiz/s400/SallyWishbeam.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
Sally is a deeply sexual being.<br />
Actually no, this is an entirely projected front intended to mask the many compulsions and fears that dictate her life. For instance, due to her intense phobia of small pebbles, she signed up to model erotic cooking outfits in a shopping centre in Warrington because it clashed with a much feared holiday in Zante with her college friends.<br />
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Her childhood sweetheart is Johnny Poon, the man who famously placed sanitary towels in the bottom of his shoes to ease his awkward limp. The couple went on to adapt this concept and develop the ultra absorbent padded foam comfort insole (patent pending).Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-77176307708832426762011-02-20T23:35:00.000+00:002011-02-20T23:35:17.261+00:00Let's get Digital, digital.. come on and get Porridginal, porridginal...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinXTftG-CbmoJHAoBiAxN2jyFGInIWWA2vH9yQ7hIzTcJ1mQNLUXhAI6ucLr3hyphenhyphenYCfNm-a1WVwHCDPaRbWw7jRgR43pex8aavCej6JLROBWEJkz-gq-xxTGiYEZeewfKX_ZinHWs5flro1/s1600/DP_banner2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinXTftG-CbmoJHAoBiAxN2jyFGInIWWA2vH9yQ7hIzTcJ1mQNLUXhAI6ucLr3hyphenhyphenYCfNm-a1WVwHCDPaRbWw7jRgR43pex8aavCej6JLROBWEJkz-gq-xxTGiYEZeewfKX_ZinHWs5flro1/s320/DP_banner2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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Like any credible operation, Jamwire has a transatlantic connect, our main man stateside as any good <a href="http://log.jamwire.tv/">Logjam</a> listener will know is Frank McKinney.<br />
When Frank and myself hook up, two worlds collide and from the fiery implosion spurts hot rocks of <a href="http://digitalporridge.wordpress.com/">Digital Porridge</a>. <br />
...and that sounds a bit like this:<br />
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Each show comes with helpful <a href="http://digitalporridge.wordpress.com/2011/02/18/episode-17-poor-mister-scruff/">shownotes</a>.<br />
So, why not <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Digital-Porridge/109830779089633">Facebook</a> it, <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/digital-porridge/id407218366">itunes</a> it, <a href="http://twitter.com/digitalporridge">twitter</a> it, Check out the <a href="http://digitalporridge.wordpress.com/">homepage</a>.... and then come back <a href="http://jamwire.tv/">home</a> (dinner will be ready at six.)<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-75975515338996076252011-02-10T20:38:00.003+00:002011-03-15T19:31:02.840+00:00Bob Tunnelbee<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRkbp3Pz97Mmu5KwxNaIR9UOu_hS5NXRr6KT2qLW2z74TBrk205pTwPaj0OE61XduBo0lnhpGVNJjaAP7DsTQsJwGkQ1mTZV1iJIOhCclWG7VApuMt5u5RBcP8CMKl221pA2zCytlIpuXy/s1600/photo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRkbp3Pz97Mmu5KwxNaIR9UOu_hS5NXRr6KT2qLW2z74TBrk205pTwPaj0OE61XduBo0lnhpGVNJjaAP7DsTQsJwGkQ1mTZV1iJIOhCclWG7VApuMt5u5RBcP8CMKl221pA2zCytlIpuXy/s400/photo.jpg" width="400" /> </a> </div>Bob Tunnelbee ran a small chain of childrens play barns in Blyth. Polly's Chuckleshack, Glen's Party Palace and The Chaos Zone were all well attended though safety standards were a little on the sadistic side. Notably, Polly was a kind of squashed pink fish with a skewed grin owing to badly formatted clip art.<br />
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One night, after being kicked in the shin by a girl named Joan, Bob, in a blind rage shut down his entire operation for good.<br />
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Bob lives with his wife Pat and their three adult children. There is in fact a fourth adult child who is seldom mentioned as he is on remand in an open prison for continually shoplifting from Woolworths.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-74275345477710721962011-02-07T13:19:00.003+00:002011-02-07T13:34:21.753+00:00Made a new music video: Big Ben - Scuff It Out..Well I've been ticking off the taboos. <br />
My first stab at a music video was the deep exploration of feminism within rap music, pushing the boundarys of bad taste and indecency permitted on youtube. <a href="http://jamwire.blogspot.com/2010/03/shock-and-awe-but-mainly-shock.html">Mr Drastick's 'I Make the Girls'</a> was essentially a bunch of porn clips with Dras' head and the heads of some of his 'fave hoes' stuck over the top... Your granny wouldn't have liked it..<br />
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After that a few artists and managers got in touch to ask for something similar but the Big Ben tune stuck out.. Anyway now I'm on this slippery slope, 4 minutes of violence seemed like a natural next stop on my tour!<br />
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Diving into 2011!<br />
Download your .mp3 Time Capsule <a href="http://jamwire.tv/Logjam_Jamuary_2011.mp3">NOW!</a><br />
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Mat loves this more than money and porn put together. So it only seems right that we play it as much as we can!<br />
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<b><u>January Part 2 - The Mop Up</u></b><br />
Yeah, more stuff happened in January!<br />
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Look for January 2011 - Part 2 on <a href="http://itunes.jamwire.tv/">itunes</a> <br />
Or save the planet and just play it here----v <br />
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First, an apology to all the Panda lovers we may have offended last week.. :-(<br />
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- <a href="http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKTRE69L22020101022?ca=rdt">Xmas shopping suggestion from Mat</a><br />
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Getting our heads stuck in the time tomato...<br />
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HEADLINES:<br />
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In memory of Brian.<br />
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- <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/187381-council-turns-dog-poo-pink">Council turns dog poo pink</a><br />
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- <a href="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a280124/drunk-man-jailed-for-making-sheep-noises.html">Drunk man jailed for farm yard noises now feels a little sheepish</a><br />
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- <a href="http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2010/10/two-legged-pig-learns-to-walk.html">Two legged swine learns to wheel barrow</a><br />
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Johnny Golden has been a bit down this week as his companion Brian, (the cat) has a tumor on it's leg and will shortly die.. I tried to cheer him up with bit's of this video. Good news is, it worked! he smiled a bit..<br />
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- <a href="http://www.nation.co.ke/News/world/Club%20Games:%20Delhi%20deploys%20super%20monkeys/-/1068/1019652/-/13ytm7v/-/index.html">Primate protection racket takes hold of the Commonwealth Games</a><br />
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- <a href="http://www.2600.com/googleblacklist/">Some stuff you need to know about Google’s instant search</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-31949646033539847462010-09-20T23:54:00.001+01:002010-09-20T23:57:17.201+01:00Getting away with it... <object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UmmsKWupNpA?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UmmsKWupNpA?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />
It's nice to see that not a lot has changed since the days of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Pugwash">Captain Pugwash..</a> I'm not saying anything remotely iffy is going on in this scene of In the Night Garden, but it's hard to imagine even the most straight laced asexual puppeteers didn't perhaps raise a smile whilst filming this scene.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-42673733070177350702010-08-31T23:09:00.004+01:002010-09-01T13:27:21.215+01:00This Blog... 'Made with some friends from Google'<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQTUKQGDzVqm1Z_dgUyLra5P7dup9Aycul4Ru73rCSMMZYnSm5x2ZKfFJuDM4FpA1kn1nkfpLOsPXTVrcICvOUZWSCpQjrjrLtt-GokujI4YOdSqJGgYMTrL-j3x_w1qp6eoNSNr89wK_m/s1600/header-home.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="222" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQTUKQGDzVqm1Z_dgUyLra5P7dup9Aycul4Ru73rCSMMZYnSm5x2ZKfFJuDM4FpA1kn1nkfpLOsPXTVrcICvOUZWSCpQjrjrLtt-GokujI4YOdSqJGgYMTrL-j3x_w1qp6eoNSNr89wK_m/s400/header-home.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><h1></h1><h1></h1><h1></h1><h1><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">Yes, Arcade Fire are like the supercoolest mofos ever. I know this.. and I know technology is way cool. Plus emotions and that; they're well heavy these days. Sorry, emo and that. </span></span></h1><h1><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">So put it all together and you get a heart twanging song and images from Google Earth from the place you grew up in... Yes YOU! What me? how do they know? they're actually singing about my memories! (because I gave them my postcode) and it's like, aaah.. I'm (like tons of folk on twitter) 'touched' - what a beautiful, modern day, progressive experimental yet fervent experience that is unlikely to work in Firefox, works-ish in Safari, but will definitely warm your cynical core when viewed correctly in Google Chrome!</span></span></h1><h1><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">So why not try it? just don't do what I did, ie. can't remember the postcode from the street I grew up in.. tap in current address, sway gently to the music and then see that fucking heap of a van those wankers keep leaving right outside my front door. </span></span></h1><h1><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">... to remedy this I watched <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8">Straight Outta Compton</a> it also has cool music and a kind of geographic feel. </span></span></h1><h1><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;"> Anyway, it's Arcade Fire's job to create weird stuff, and on this occasion, Chris Milk's job to create an experience to accompany it.. and it's my job to.. not do this.. but hey, we're all doing it with 'some friends at Google'</span></span></h1><h1><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;"> But forget what I've said, AF explain it all fully themselves!</span></span></h1><h1><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/">The Wilderness Machine</a></span></h1><div style="width: 380px;"><i>"A postcard is created by an analog signal: you. This site takes that postcard and converts it to digital. The Wilderness Machine brings it back to analog...."</i></div><div style="width: 380px;"><br />
</div><div style="width: 380px;">ok... that's pointless. I promise to come and see you on tour if you say something even weirder.. </div><div style="width: 380px;"><br />
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</div><div style="width: 380px;">I'm in! </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9026353150417116235.post-91005726049785754742010-08-29T07:49:00.002+01:002010-08-31T21:30:17.837+01:00That time of year again...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;"><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MusyO7J2inM?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MusyO7J2inM?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;">Although a month or so ago, my mate from <a href="http://www.itv.com/Sport/">ITV</a> phoned and said, 'are you available in September?' We're on! I thought! back in the game! back of the net! and all of that.. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;"><br />
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-<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/7763578/Mobile-phone-number-suspended-after-three-users-die-in-10-years.html">Deadly cell phone number is terminated</a><br />
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-<a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2010/05/27/interview-boob-slapping-wedding-dj-unpaid/">The 'world's worst' wedding DJ is calling his lawyer</a><br />
-<a href="http://digg.com/d21SJs9?t15">I LOVE Lasagna</a><br />
-<a href="http://bit.ly/9FLHfO">The sad loss of Gary Coleman</a><br />
-<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37215817/ns/technology_and_science-space/">Astronauts venturing.... nowhere for 520 days</a><br />
-<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/7787167/Hilarious-web-addresses-revealed-in-new-book.html">URL oops!</a><br />
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...And we didn't have time for:<br />
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-<a href="http://www.irishcentral.com/news/Police-use-ice-cream-music-to-embarrass-teen-rioters-in-Belfast-95103964.html">Police fight crime with empty promises of ice cream</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com