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I’m going to make a claim now, based on zero research - no sifting through data has occurred and yet I will boldly state that the search term, ‘Girls Kissing’ has like been entered into YouTube like a massive ton of times by like loads of males. Constantly.
This may just possibly have been the inspiration for Katy Perry’s, tag-tastic ‘I kissed a girl.’ now she’s got our slathering attention she’s set to unleash a series of powerful feminist anthems that form her politically charged debut album. “I’m totally bummed about real issues like the global shortage of affordable accommodation. That’s why I’m calling my first record, ‘2 girls one cupboard.’” Said the pop newcomer.
Just kidding. I am however deadly serious in my support for the campaign to bring irritating ‘meep’ ranting puppet Beeker to trial. It seems this cynical submuppet joins the aforementioned Katy Parry (’s song writers) in calculated coldhearted commercialism masquerading as music. It seems Beeker owns all rights to the ‘Meep’ and receives a royalty every time it’s used to cover an expletive on the telly.. Therefore it’d be really handy if all viewers could log on to www.sendbeekertojail.com and pledge support.. just give me a few days to register the domain and forward it to another blog I need to write and… tell you what don’t bother.
Not enough hours in the day, too busy marveling at The View. A show where people with half-baked opinions tackle half-baked topic ideas.. and occasionally cry a bit in an attempt to avoid looking stupid or in this case racist.. In my mind, the production team, bored with hearing them harp on about Michael Bolton and Issues facing young women in the murky backwaters of the fashion industry, decided to beef things up a bit and toss in the odd tet-a-tete on the N-word.. and the ramifications of genocide… They’ve since got together and decided to steer things towards Neo knitting and filo pastry pictures.
ps. it turns out there are no girls kissing in the Katy Perry video so all footage has been removed from this weeks Sneeze in protest. That’ll teach her.
