Sally is a deeply sexual being.
Actually no, this is an entirely projected front intended to mask the many compulsions and fears that dictate her life. For instance, due to her intense phobia of small pebbles, she signed up to model erotic cooking outfits in a shopping centre in Warrington because it clashed with a much feared holiday in Zante with her college friends.
Her childhood sweetheart is Johnny Poon, the man who famously placed sanitary towels in the bottom of his shoes to ease his awkward limp. The couple went on to adapt this concept and develop the ultra absorbent padded foam comfort insole (patent pending).
