Thursday 10 February 2011

Bob Tunnelbee

Bob Tunnelbee ran a small chain of childrens play barns in Blyth. Polly's Chuckleshack, Glen's Party Palace and The Chaos Zone were all well attended though safety standards were a little on the sadistic side. Notably, Polly was a kind of squashed pink fish with a skewed grin owing to badly formatted clip art.

One night, after being kicked in the shin by a girl named Joan, Bob, in a blind rage shut down his entire operation for good.

Bob lives with his wife Pat and their three adult children. There is in fact a fourth adult child who is seldom mentioned as he is on remand in an open prison for continually shoplifting from Woolworths.