Friday 1 April 2011

Buster Fleckswan

 
This quiet unassuming chartered accountant and hip hop finance mogul lives with his elderly mother in a quaint bungalow on the outskirts of Rhyl.
His secret passion for ragga, grime and all things bashment lead to his massaging the balance sheets of many an urban artist.  From Chipmunk's capital gains woahs to Cappadonna's gaping deficit... Buster soon made a name for himself.

In recent times his services have been devoted to  Rashtan Skiffeltu, the south African chappadance supremo whose seminal no.1 hit, 'Baphand Swishy' started a worldwide craze.  Buster famously helped the star save several million Rand by setting up and diverting royalties to a loss-making mobile childrens' zoo.

An unlikely romance blossomed and the pair are now in a beautifully loving, albeit discreet, long distance relationship.

Together they have a pet panther named Barbara.